... Yoda and Obi-wan conspiring to kill all the Jedi and frame Anakin, who goes undercover as Vader so that he might one day undo all the damage done by R2-D2's death ray, which then gets stolen by the Emperor to put in the Death Star... it was just too much to handle. And that imagery of Ewok's riding Wookies into battle as if they were horses -- that ain't right, it just ain't right.




