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Dirty Jobs Drinking Game

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d and I love Dirty Jobs. d loves it because "it reveals the dirty underbelly of capitalism," I like it because it's dirty. In honor of their 100th dirty job episode -- Farmer Bob's Las Vegas pig farm is our favorite -- we put together this drinking game. This is our first cut, we may refine the list later.

Warmup:

  • "Hi, I'm Mike Rowe" (including outtakes)

Drink if:

  • Mike tells someone, "you have a dirty job"
  • Mike quotes opera lyrics, theater lines, or poetry
  • There is an explosion
  • Mike squirts/flings something on the camera
  • Mike gets something unpleasant in his mouth
  • Mike writes "Dirty Jobs" in muck
  • Fecal matter is involved
  • Pigs!
  • Mike harasses a cameraman
  • Mike attempts math
  • Mike takes his shirt off
  • Mike loses a shoe
  • Vexcon makes an appearance
  • Mike has to catch an animal
  • Producer jazzes up monotonous segment with rock music
  • Mike has to sex an animal
  • Mike wonders why he isn't wearing a mask
  • Mike complains about not getting any help
  • Mike has to herd an animal into a pen
  • Mike mentions his former career
  • Mike eats whatever he was handling
  • Mike gets stuck
  • Mike has to assist animal mating rituals
  • Mike fears for his life

Chug if: * Mike sings a song * Mike coaches a kid to say Dirty Jobs is his favorite show * Mike vomits

If you're really crazy, drink (or chug) if: * Mike screws something up

Comments (6)

Paul:

Nice! Still love the show, but didn't much care for the 2-hour retrospective special.

The Vegas pig farmer segment WAS a good one...now I'm trying to figure out my favorite. Maybe a tie between "chick sexer", "SF sewer repairman", and the pig farmer.

I thought I saw the vexcon logo on Mythbusters recently (on a piece of clothing, forget whose)...did you see it?

Rowe-related: You might also enjoy the Deadliest Catch season 2 if you haven't seen it yet.

kwc:

SF sewer repairman definitely up there for me and I'm certain fits directly into d's "dirty underbelly of capitalism" delight. We have the season 1 DVDs on order and that episode is among them. The 2-hour special definitely played a lot of b-sides, with the natural problem that there was a good reason why that material wasn't originally on the show, though it was fun to see the short clips of some of the better moments of previous shows. I didn't realize that Rowe was involved with so many Discovery shows. After your mention of Deadliest Catch, I looked it up and found out that he also narrates American Chopper and American Hot Rod.

I'm a bit behind on MythBusters. I'm waiting for the RSI to cool down before I blitz through the episode guides for those.

Paul:

Interestingly, Rowe also did some Bay Area local-interest shows a few years back (I forget the names).

He did a segment on the Fremont backyard monorail guy on one of those shows, for instance.

(I recommended Deadliest Catch not so much because he narrates it -- he basically just reads a matter-of-fact script -- but because it seems like if you like DJ and MB you might like DC)

Leeser:

And tonight, the man, Himself, appeared on Larry King...

How very cool!

Daniel:

You guys should try the jersey shore drinking game, it will get you plowed in no time.
http://yovia.com/blogs/bargames/2009/12/15/jersey-shore-drinking-game/

I love this show! What a great idea, but I'm afraid I won't make it to the first commercial!

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