The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult. [Ed: the answers are in the extended. It's best if you read the answer to each question before proceeding to the next]
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
4) There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
reformatted from Jeremy Zawodny's blog (I had trouble not reading the answers with the question).