The "Powered by Arrogance"
program was started by Joseph, Kenneth, and Chang while staying at the luxurious L 'Enfant Plaza
Hotel in our nation's capital, Washington, D.C.
It was during this period of time that they came to the realization that
they were unquestionably superior to all those around them, and that any
challenge to their abilities should be met with a display of their outstanding
credentials and an air of immodesty. Thus, the phrase
"Powered by Arrogance" was born.
The "Powered by Arrogance"
graphic was created by Joseph as a display of his graphical prowess
and is freely distributable in the public domain.
We strongly recommend that you place this graphic on your site to enhance
our egos (and yours).
It won't make your site as great as ours, but it will still be all that you
need to prove that your site is better than the rest of the Internet.
Signed,
Chang, Cornell University
Joseph, Carnegie Mellon University
Kenneth, Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Team 11902
Kenneth
Joseph
Chang
The members of Team 11902 are truly the best Web designers of this decade, having created The Web site whose awards include Netscape's What's Cool (listed at the very top), Yahoo Cool Link, ProjectCool Sighting, Microsoft's Best of the Web, Snap Online's Best, Suite 101 Best of the Web, Cool Site Central Site of the Day, and John Skilton's Link of the Week. Web design has proved to be an underuse of their talents, however, and they have mutually decided to seek intellectual stimulation elsewhere.
Kenneth was Team Leader for Team 11902 and helped lead them to $6000 scholarship glory. His talents in site design, layout, and graphics processing brought conceptual unity to the seemingly unwieldly content of The Web site. However, after countless years of designing sites for the Internet he has decided that the Web is an utter waste of his talents and has sharpened his focus on software programming. He is currently a student at MIT, but hopes to find a more stimulating environment for his erudition.
Joseph was the graphical designer for The Web site where he demonstrated his masterful talent for weaving together colorful and detailed three-dimensional renderings into a thematic presentation. The Web site did not present enough of a challenge for him, however, and he has moved on to computer graphics studies at Carnegie Mellon University, where he has more than enough free time to plot the destruction of the annoying and intellectually un-gifted.
Chang was the technical programmer for The Web site where he used his superior programming skills to weave together the backbone navigation and collaboration elements. Perl took only a matter of hours for him to master and Chang is now seeking more esoteric fields of study in Computer Science at Cornell University. To all those that would dare question his abilities, Chang has only one thing to say: yo mama.
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