The SYSTEMS LAB CIRCUS

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    The Computer Systems Lab Troll...
    Constructed from a year's worth of stuffed-animal and animal-cracker sacrifices in Pre-Calculus, it's the awesome avatar of The Troll. Behold it in awe.

    Composition of the troll:
    • Head: The All-Frightening Troll Himself, presented to us by The Math Teacher
    • Body: Terrifying Steve Urkel
    • Left Arm: The All-Powerful Four-Pronged Spork
    • Right Arm: Steve Urkel Arm with Disembodied Pound-Puppy Cat Head
    • Left Foot: Head of Spuds MacKenzie, see below
    • Right Foot: Body of Spuds MacKenzie, destroyed with pencil by Patrick McNeill
    Other notes on the troll:
    The inside the head of the Disembodied Cat contains the powerful image of a stuffed-moose hanging by noose from a tree. The Body of Steve Urkel contains a fluffy purple thing, also presented to us by The Math Teacher, and is made out of the same material as the Hair of the Troll. The Troll is known to have the mystical power of bringing test grades of over 100 percent when presented with food immediately before the test. The food shouldconsist of some sort of cracker in the image of an animal, and should be crushed with the remai ning dust placed both in the head of the troll and scattered around the floor.


    John Deweese...

      A TJ Alumni showing us how it's done...

    Ben Chen....

      Ben's too cool for us...

    Is that Ben eating a mouse?
        Oh my gosh! What is that?! Oh, it's Ben.


    kwc....


      Ken can eat IndyCams for breakfast..

          What do you think? Maybe Ken should walk around like this all day?


        Danny Park....


          You know that mouse is shivering in it's pants...


        Danny isn't well very loved around here...


            He still can't figure out this IndyCam...



        Vote Joe!

          Hey? What's that great smell? It's Joe Guiliani, your Mr. Jefferson!

          Good news! Joe Guiliani has been named Mr. Jefferson for 1996! Go Joe!


        Hey!
          You want us do do something silly? Send us your suggestions and if it's within reason, we'll put it up for you!



        The clowns
          Ben Chen (email)
          kwc (email)
          Danny Park (email)


          You Netscape users like the music? We'd heard that the Macarena was on the web, so we couldn't help but make a link to it (and use the midi).

        hits since 9/25/96
        Last updated on 9/27/96

        Thanks SGI! This little IndyCam is a great toy. We don't know what we'd do without it (we might have to do something productive).